I really hate working with stupid insecure people who think they have to try to boss everyone around to compensate for their own short comings. What kind of idiot bitches at one of his bosses about not keeping the break room clean enough? If the boss isn't that worried, then you surely shouldn't be either. It wasn't even that messy, and the only reason it smells is because your stupid ass smokes cigarettes in there every chance you get you fucking hypocrite! Then you have the nerve to bitch at a guy who doesn't even smoke about how nasty it smells in there?

Dude, get a life. There is no reason for a person to have been working here four years without ever being promoted. Your misguided attempts at authority are actually undermining your need for power by allowing our bosses to make fun of you when you are not around. But you’re the kind of douchebag who would claim that you have been offered a managerial position on numerous occasions but turned it down because you didn’t want the headache or the responsibility.

There is however, a reason why you got transferred to a different job today. It's because I told our boss how much of a dick you are to the customers when they break one of your 20 rules that you give them when they first arrive at our tube park.

We don't need to give them a 5 minute orientation to keep them safe on a fucking tube.

Tell them the two main rules they need to know to be safe, and let them have fun. That is what they are here for. That is why they pay all that money to be at the tube park. Not to entertain some power trip that no person making $8 an hour should ever be on in the first place.

If they break one of the rules, which you should expect a few of them to try to do from time to time, don't yell at them like you do your kids when you catch them playing in the road. Remind them that the rule they are breaking is very important to their own safety and that of others and the problem will be solved. I have never had a customer continue doing dangerous shit after the first polite warning.

You actually yelled enough to make a five year old kid cry. It was her mom’s fault that they went down the lane with the jump on it while tied together in the first place you fucking dick!

And then you have the nerve to tell me you want to do most of the hooking of the tubes (the hardest part of the job), but bitch to the other employees when I am not around about how I didn’t do anything all day and made you do all of the hooking? You spineless little weasel.

You still aren’t smart enough to know that they are all going to run to me and tell me everything you said? Nobody likes you because of this very shit that I am describing yet you are doing it because you think it impresses people.

The other irony is that I was actually very busy at the other end of the park apologizing to our customers because one of my co-workers was being an asshole to them about stupid shit that is never an issue when you aren’t around.

You should have seen the look on your face yesterday when I called you out on that two faced bullshit that you tried to pull. You didn’t look like you are used to people standing up to you. Well get used to it motherfucker because I have worked here long enough now to start saying what’s on my mind when somebody messes with me, one of our customers, or one of our co-workers. You have done a lot of all three this winter.

I would like to thank you for one thing though. I was a pretty popular guy in the tube park today for being the final straw that got you moved somewhere that you don’t get to interact with our guests or all of us guys that get along quite well when you are not around stirring the pot.

So tomorrow when you are sitting in that shed pushing buttons and thinking up lies about other people, remember this, the next time I catch wind of you talking shit behind my back, I am gonna go over to your house on my day off and do your wife.